In getting pitted, so pitted news, this is a video of a surfer successfully dodging 25 other surfers paddling out to catch waves while riding one of his own. Clearly, he has a fair amount of control over his board. Me? I wake up with a rogue boner at 3AM

In some ideas are best left unrealized news, this is a video from Adam of Youtube channel North Of The Border (I prefer South Of The Border myself, but that’s just me and I enjoy palm tree beaches and frozen cocktails) creating a ‘realistic’ LEGO minifig sculpture. Ugh, those eyes.

This is a video from a CrossFit gym in Hohhot City, China of the gym’s cat encouraging passing exercisers with high-fives. That’s nice, because if there’s one thing a CrossFitter needs, it’s somebody besides themselves to care about their workout. Also, if this was one of Hemingway’s polydactyl cats it

In please join my circus news, this is a video of an acrobat performing a series of consecutive backflips on the feet of another man, finishing the trick by standing on the other’s feet. Most impressive, especially considering how effortless they make the whole feat of feet look. You know,

This is a deepfake video created by Youtuber Ctrl Shift Face (with the help of Skynet) of scenes from Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s role as the T-800 replaced by Sylvester Stallone, and Willem Dafoe as Sarah Conner. And, because this IS the internet, Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Donald Trump, Paris

After a two year hiatus due to COVID, this is some footage of the annual Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling in Brockworth, Gloucestershire, UK, in which participants attempt to chase an 8-pound wheel of double Gloucester cheese down a steep, incredibly uneven hill, making sure to get good and injured along the

This is a video of the folks from the Crowded Barrel Whiskey Company in Austin, Texas created a drinkable spirit by fermenting and distilling OREO cookies. Want to make your own without all the hassle? Just mash up a bunch of OREOs in the bottom of a glass of vodka.

Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes