This is a wristcam video from wingsuiter Jeb Corliss flying through The Death Star Run in the Italian Dolomites, named because of its resemblance to the Death Star trench run in Star Wars: A New Hope. That must have been exhilarating, but you won’t see me doing it. Get it?

This is some footage of a young deer playing in a sprinkler with some kids, all taking turns running through the water. How about that! Deer, am I right? “What honey?” Not you, dear, DEER DEER. “You have to stop drinking before noon.” God named it Winesday for a reason!

This is a worthwhile video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) of Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself’ mashed up and tuned to the high-pitched overworld theme of Super Mario Bros. It’s, uh, it’s pretty insane to listen to. Like your new townhouse neighbors making loud, monster love on the first night

Twitter user and modern armorer @kami_robo_yasui went and fashioned this suit of armor from 24 red traffic cones that he carefully cut into pieces and joined to make what you see here. That is impressive. Even more impressive is just how clean and perfect all those traffic cones are. All

This is a clip from a recent Los Angeles Angels game against the Toronto Blue Jays of a fan catching a foul ball bare-handed with one hand while clutching two beers against him like a baby with the other. He then proceeds to give the ball to a young boy

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

WARNING: TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN, CRAZY SCREAM. This is some home security cam footage of a man walking up a driveway to speak with two women when one of the women, Cheryl, turns around and screams bloody murder because she assumes a terrifying clown is going to be the last

Presumably trying to piggyback on the previous performer’s trash inspired performance art, this is a video of environmental activist Rob Greenfield wearing a suit he made containing all the trash he allegedly accumulated over the course of 27 days, totally 62 pounds. Honestly, it’s a better look than some of