This is a video of Heather Parisi and a group of dancers performing Michael Sembello’s 1983 Flashdance banger ‘Maniac’ in a way that can only be described as the 80’s personified. There’s no question they’re all maniacs. The way they all move — it’s unnatural, and it gives me anxiety

This is a local Fox 11 news report about a Tesla driver who launched down Baxter Street (with a 32% grade) in the Silver Lake neighborhood of Los Angeles Saturday night, catching what can only be described as Dukes Of Hazzard levels of air before crashing into a garbage can

This is some Ring home security cam footage of a curious bear jumping the fence into a pigpen to see if the pigs will share some of their delicious slop with it. Unfortunately for the bear, the answer is no, and two pigs take turns rushing it until it decides

This is a 13-minute video of rotating sandwiches accompanied by the Nintendo game music that Youtuber Bobber WCC spent “too many hours” determining which was “the most fitting for each sandwich.” Is it REALLY the most fitting for each sandwich? That’s for you to decide, because I couldn’t hear any

This is an all-too-short video of some sort of road rage incident in progress starring a car passenger approaching another vehicle from the right rear, then sliding across the hood of the car and perfectly connecting a punch with the driver’s face through their open window. Obviously, Fast & Furious

This is a video of a kayaker demonstrating the right way to roll your kayak while minimizing the amount of beer spilled. I mean you were drinking in your kayak, right? Could I have done better? Of course I could have, because that beer would have already been empty before

Because tie-dye will never — what’s the word I’m looking for — pass away, these are a couple videos from tie-dye master Austin Mackereth, who knows just how to twist and tie and apply dye to shirts to create unbelievably impressive patterns. And here I thought my Grateful Dead tie-dye

These are several TikTok videos from Riley Hansen, who lives in an old school. Apparently he and several others bought the building and land for only $15,000 (a steal!) and have put about $100,000 into it so far making it more hospitable. I don’t know about you, but I would