This is the ~$13 ‘Running Behind’ condiment bottle topper created by Sir Perky. It screws on to a variety of standard threaded bottle tops and makes it look like a little person is pooping out whatever is in the bottle. REAL MATURE. It also comes with a tiny butt plug

Move over sandcastles, because with Toysmith’s Bag O’ Beach Bones Playset (~$26 on Amazon) now you’ll be able to mold FULL-SIZE SKELETAL REMAINS on the beach with its 14 individual bone-shaped pieces. Honestly, I was a little skeptical about the product’s quality at first, but after I saw the 5-star

This is a video captured by a tenant in Lawrenceville, Georgia, who “woke up from a dead sleep to a loud noise coming from downstairs to find this. I took the video so our property manager could see what was going on.” Wait — property manager? First of all, I

This is a very worthwhile video of Twitter user @KaoruGans0 awkwardly walking around Shibuya, Japan like he’s the main character in a 3rd person style video game, with on-screen health bar and mini-map added for extra video game realism. At one point he even accesses his inventory and puts on

This is a short video of a Michigan bow fisherman almost catching a dead himself when an arrow ricochets off a log in the water and makes a beeline for his head. In his own words while I replay the video to see if you can hear the fish cheering:

This is a 48-second timelapse video of a Mexican Flame Knee tarantula (Brachypelma auratum) molting over the course of three hours. It’s crazy how they lay on their backs like that to molt. They must be really vulnerable during that time. I mean I still wouldn’t mess with one, but

Because where there’s a will, there’s a way, Kobe University ecologist Shinji Sugiura has discovered a species of water beetle (Regimbartia attenuata) that, when eaten by a pond frog (Pelophylax nigromaculatus), will actually crawl through the frog’s intestinal tract and emerge from its anus, no worse for wear minus being

In fake, the shadows are all wrong news, this is a video of a modern assassin from Assassin’s Creed effortlessly jumping across a bunch of tall, narrow stone pillars in a park. For reference, I wouldn’t have even been able to climb the first one to get started. And, if