This is the helmetcam footage from motocrosser Colby Raha as he sets the world record for longest jump on a v-twin dirt bike, with a very respectable 275-footer across the length of a surf pool. He then follows it up with a 90-foot vertical launch off a quarter pipe. Gnarly!

This is a short but delightful ASMR video of a Black and Rufous Sengi (aka elephant shrew) eating a flying insect at the Hertfordshire Zoo and looking too cute to compute the entire time, even if it does have bug hanging out of its mouth. Just look at that snout!

Captain’s log, Stardate 43957.2: Klingon Elsa performed ‘Let It Go’ in her native language in the Ten Forward lounge tonight. I think I’m in love. End log. Data, bring me some tea! Earl Grey, iced. This is a video of Princess Jackie from Seattle-based party character provider The Painted Palace

Because it was only a matter of time before some LEGO exec made a joke during a meeting about stepping on LEGO bricks and a lightbulb went off in their head and they got on the horn to Crocs to make it happen, these are the LEGO x Crocs Brick

This is a short video of a bengal cat that cows instead of meows. What a cutie! My cats meow. And sometimes they chitter at birds outside the window. Occasionally they’ll hack up some fur on the comforter. They don’t cow though. Neither do my dogs. My dogs do have

Because the internet is long past its expiration date but we’re still gulping it down anyways curdled chunks and all, this is a video created by Bill McClintock (previously) featuring NSYNC’s ‘Bye Bye Bye’ mashed up with Slipknot’s ‘The Devil In I’, with a dash of Mötley Crüe to complete

PROTIP: Keep your volume low. Possibly muted entirely. These are a couple videos of musician Honest Kevin (IS HE THOUGH?) of Moon Armada performing with his ‘baby bot noise ensemble’. And what a noise ensemble it is! If I was forced to listen to this any longer than it took

Because apparently people will buy anything except what I’m selling, Bravest Studios and artist Canyaon have made Toe Slides. They’re slides that look like big toes. They’re…what’s the word I’m looking for? “Not to be worn around foot fetishists?” Unnerving. That’s the word. Available in men’s sizes 4 – 15