This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean

If you thought you had a bad Valentine’s Day, this is some apartment lobby security cam footage of TikTok user chemaelgoofy trying to bring flowers, a balloon, and chocolate covered strawberries into the building, when his balloon gets stuck in the door, and things quickly unravel from there, leaving him

This is some dashcam footage from a car that pulls over onto the curb at an intersection to make room for an ambulance approaching from behind, which proceeds to pass and drive through the intersection, neatly depositing a gurney in the middle on its way across. Thankfully, there was not

This is a video of a liquor store employee checking a box of bottles when those bottles realizes this is their chance at freedom and all leap to the floor, spilling their guts everywhere in the process. I like how he half-heartedly tries and fails to catch even a single

Because rocket science isn’t for everyone, this is a video of a man attempting to take a photo from a plane by opening a small window for a clearer view and getting the camera sucked out of his hands into the wild blue yonder. I don’t know, next time maybe

Because things aren’t always as they appear *magically produces rose from sleeve that’s actually a pair of rolled up edible underwear on a stick I bought at the gas station last night for $16.99 because I forgot Valentine’s Day again but am still a romantic at heart* this is a

This is a video of two girls watching a ferret run in its sleep at the Museum Of Discovery in Fort Collins, Colorado when one of them spots a human hand in the exhibit. The girl filming says it’s just the reflection of her hand in the mirror, and the

In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly