In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly like how it got its dinosaur claws in on the action. Still, I think we can agree we’ve all been there. After all, we are our own worst enemies. I mean except for me, my worst enemy is an ex-roommate named Derrick. Or rather I should say my greatest enemy was an ex-roommate named Derrick, because we did finally squash our beef with a sword fight while he was asleep.

@heweihou86 Family, what should I do?#greenscreenvideo #foryou #peacock #animals #pets #funny #fyp #tiktok ♬ Headstrong – Trapt

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is probably only a few weeks away from being a Farmers commercial.