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Peacock Destroys Car Door Trying To Fight Itself

In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly like how it got its dinosaur claws in on the action. Still, I think we can agree we’ve all been there. After all, we are our own worst enemies. I mean except for me, my worst enemy is an ex-roommate named Derrick. Or rather I should say my greatest enemy was an ex-roommate named Derrick, because we did finally squash our beef with a sword fight while he was asleep.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is probably only a few weeks away from being a Farmers commercial.