Making a strong argument for an entertainment stand instead, this is a short video of the aftermath of a man hitting a waste water line while installing a flatscreen television mount. What’s he doing, trying to will the water back into the pipe with a towel? Is that water blue?

This is a video from TikTok user Rachel Moore’s local movie theater, which apparently just plays movies using streaming services like Amazon Prime. In this case, you can watch the projectionist searching for the 2018 computer animated version of The Grinch. But, hilariously, when they hit play the app informs

This is a video of two men attempting to hoist a new air conditioner to the roof after tying ropes to the box’s packing straps, when one of the straps breaks and causes a cliffhanger moment. Unfortunately for them, the box just can’t hold on any longer, and slips out

This is a short video of a marten (a small carnivorous mammal in the weasel family) who’s made quite the mess in a Germany grocery store while looking for an exit. Or, who knows, maybe he just came in to break a bunch of shit and run out but forgot

This is a short video of a man attempting to use a drone to lift a string of Christmas lights to decorate a tree in his yard (although I question how useful it would even be to wrap it like the rest of the tree, on account of all the

This is a video from a New Hampshire highway of a teen cruising along completely oblivious that he tore the gas pump handle out and has it dangling from his vehicle. Now I’m no in-car driving test examiner, but this is an automatic fail in my book. Personally, I never

Because what fun is working at a fast food restaurant if you can’t make dangerous or exposé-style TikTok videos about how the food is actually made, these are a couple short clips of workers dropping baskets full of ice into deep fryers and watching them boil over, with the smoke

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.