Because some people have the drive to see even their cheesiest ideas to completion, this is the Swiss and cheddar inspired mechanical keyboard created by MakerWorld user DirkMcGirk. If you’re interested in your own cheeseboard, you can check out the project page HERE for details about printing your own keycaps. More info while I raid the fridge for string cheese:

Cheese and Mechanical Keyboards! These mouse adjacent hobbies have more in common than you would think. Both use pretentious adjectives to describe the sensory experience of the hobby. For example, if a cheese has a natural, safe to eat mold, cheese mongers prefer to call that a “bloom.” If a cheese stinks, it will be described as “robust.” The word “creamy” is an understandable adjective in the world of cheese, it is also used to describe keyboards in a much less real, more tasteless way.

You know what my favorite thing about cheese boards is? “The constipation.” I hate using public restrooms. Also great before a long flight. And you know what else is great before a long flight. “A good excuse not to go.” My stomach feels like it’s churning gravel, I better stay home. “It’s your sister’s wedding!” I’ll catch the next one.