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Curses!: Home Depot Quickly Sells Out Of 12-Foot Tall, $300 Skeleton Yard Decoration

In news that’s sure to disappoint anybody with $300 of disposable income, Home Depot quickly sold out of the 12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes from Home Accents. The $300 skeletons include LCD animated eyes for extra spooks and are unfortunately only available from dirty, price-gouging resellers on Amazon and eBay now for $1,000+. Great, now what’s a normal, hard-working person who was just trying to find the perfect 12-foot skeleton to pose in their driveway having sex with a car supposed to do? *sobbing* Halloween is ruined, it’s just ruined.

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