This is a video of Minnesotan dentist Christopher Dens setting the unofficial world record for tallest stilts worn while waterskiing, with some 11-footers. There’s also a compilation video of all the fails it took while practicing to finally achieve the feat. Cool, but he should have made some custom jeans to cover the stilts so it looks like he has really long legs. Speaking of long legs — spiders. “What about them?” They have long legs. Plus some species of cellar spiders can live in a human rectum for up to a week. “Wait, what?!” Haha, I’m just messing with you. “Thank God.” Two weeks.