Below: 58.1 years remaining.
‘Death Clock’ Counts Down The Seconds You Have Left

Created by Michael Stevens of Youtube channel Vsauce and manufactured by Inq Factory, the Death Clock is an $80 LED clock that counts down the seconds you have left to live. Setup involves answering a few questions about your age, environment, and lifestyle to generate your life expectancy, then just push the big red button on top (I love big red buttons!) to watch your life slowly tick away. The grey button on top switches to regular clock mode if you’re tired of being depressed. I just finished setting mine up but some of the LEDs must be burned out because it says I’ve only got 40 seconds left to– *Roomba enters office with knife* Come on! Yesterday you couldn’t tell a dog turd from a dust bunny and now you’re a killing machine?!