Because expecting parents remain determined to showcase the gender of their child in extreme ways (presumably in an attempt to get anybody but themselves and the grandparents to care — I’m just here for the bottomless mimosas and goodie bag), this is a video of an over-the-top gender reveal that leaves the entire party, originally clad in white, covered in pink powder. Congratulations, you’re having a massive dry-cleaning bill! At least they didn’t start another wildfire. But was that pink champagne cocaine? No, because there’s no such thing…yet. Hello, Walter White? I’ve got a business proposition. Dammit Skyler, no — put Walt on the phone!

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