This is a video of somebody’s grandma allegedly throwing an axe for the very first time under the watchful eye of Paul Bunyan and nailing a bullseye. Or, who knows, maybe the video title is a lie and this grandma has been bullseying womp rats in her Hoveround back home ever since she was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf and rescued by the woodcutter, who taught her how to throw in the first place. I don’t know. What I do know is the first time I threw an axe it was not a bullseye. Or a cowseye. It wasn’t even an eye at all, it was a friend’s leg and he still brings it up whenever it’s time to settle a bar tab.