Below: my actual rolls after falling asleep in the couch for 40 minutes.
Happy Holidays!

I hope everyone had a lovely holiday and nobody feels like they’re going to explode like Thunder after spotting his boss Lo-Pan dead on the floor, which is pretty much exactly where I’m at right now (both dead on the floor and about to explode). As you can see above, I absolutely nailed the turd aesthetic I was going for with the crescent rolls and my girlfriend totally didn’t make me go out first thing this morning to get more to make it up to her for leftover lunch because they’re one of her favorite parts of the meal. I’ll be back tomorrow and Sunday for some casual posting and we’ll resume our regularly scheduled program on Monday. *clinking plastic goblets* Cheers!