Because a television character is only as good as their best catchphrase, this is another Star Trek compilation video assembled by Youtuber John DiMarco (previously), this time featuring all the “I’m a doctor, not a…” lines in Star Trek: The Original Series, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, First Contact, and Enterprise.

This is a video of a cat presumably determined to intimidate dogs with its muscles performing a set of crunches at the gym while its owner films (and another cat walks by *sneezes* why are there so many cats in this gym?!). Nice form. I’m sure this cat will have

Completely destroying the previous record of a hardly worthy 65 cubes, 16-year old Nova Scotian teen Saul Halfting spent an hour and twelve minutes solving 211 Rubik’s Cubes back-to-back while bouncing on a pogo stick. Wow, and I have yet to solve even a single Rubik’s cube, bouncing or not.

This is a video of Luke Skywalker impersonator Fluke Skywalker interacting with a Star Wars fan in sign language at the Dayton Off Road & Outdoor Expo(?) and telling him he’s a Jedi and may the Force be with him. Then he gets a hug. That is sweet. For reference,

This is a video from geriatric America’s favorite game show Wheel Of Fortune of the contestants struggling to solve ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR CAP’, despite almost all the letters already being there. Poor Thomas keeps spinning Bankrupt and Lose A Turns, while Laura attempts to solve three different times with

This is a video of two men ice fishing when one leaves (presumably for more liquor he doesn’t need), but forgets to detach the fishing tent from the snowmobile first, dragging the tent and his buddy inside along with him. Eventually his buddy jumps out the bottom because this is

This is a video of Korean YouTuber 이름미정 playing an electronic keyboard from across the room via strings he taped to the keys, and tied around his fingers. Dare to dream, folks — that’s the message here. Plus, if you don’t dream too big like 이름미정 demonstrated here, you can

This is a video of 37 different homemade chain reaction machines built by 37 different people played back-to-back so it appears that the ball is traveling from one machine to another like it’s all one giant Rube Goldberg machine. Some of those machines are CLEVER. Some of them less so.