How Not To Saber The Top Off A Champagne Bottle
This is a video of a Missouri man in flannel trying to saber the top off a champagne bottle with a bowie knife (I know, it sounds like just a bunch of unrelated words strung together), and doing it just about as poorly as possible. Honestly, I didn’t even know
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Horn Player Holds Note Forever Using Circular Breathing
This is a video of a horn player spiritedly holding an infinitely long note using a circular breathing technique (breathing in through the nose while blowing out through the mouth using air stored in the cheeks). One of their bandmates humorously comes over to try to stop them before the
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A Half-Hour Mashup Of 600 Songs From The 90’s
The 90’s, what can I say — I lived through them. Or, I should say, I survived through them, because I’m not sure what I was doing could be considered living. What I’m doing now either. This is a half hour mashup medley of 600 songs that were released from
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Dancing Woman Tries To Walk On Water, Proves She’s No Jesus
This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite
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Feeding Frenzy!: Tarpon And Sharks Feast On Mullet At A Florida Beach
This is a clip from BBC Earth’s Seven Worlds, One Planet narrated by the man, the myth, the legend David Attenborough featuring a millions-strong school of grey mullet passing along Florida’s coast in the shallows to avoid deep-water predators on their way to their spawning grounds (technically spawning waters). Then
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Explore A Post-Apocalyptic Sunken City In The World’s Deepest Pool
Dubai is now home to the deepest pool in the world (oceans excluded), the Deep Dive Dubai, a pool that extends 60 meters (196-feet) deep, or about two penis lengths by my own measure. But it’s not just a boring hole, it’s surrounded with a post-apocalyptic waterworld, complete with decrepit
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The Useless Machine Gets A Behavior Changing Upgrade
You’re all familiar with the useless machine, right? It’s a box with a switch and every time you press the switch a hand comes out of the box and turns the switch back off. And that’s all it does. Pretty useless. “Look who’s talking.” Hey! Your insolence aside, this is
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Man Provides In-Depth Review Of New Space-Themed Coca-Cola Starlight
This is a video of dapper to death Youtuber TheReportOfTheWeek providing this week’s report in the form of an addictive 14-minute in-depth review of Coke’s new space-themed beverage, Coca-Cola Starlight. Mmmm, starlight — it makes life on earth possible, you know? I’m talking about the sun. It’s a star. I’m
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