This is a short video of a baby girl who appears to find herself unable to differentiate her mother (left, in the burgundy) from her mother’s twin sister. Or, who knows, maybe she’s just focusing on pooping. Man, not being able to tell your mom from someone else — that

This is a video of Louis Le Prince’s ‘Roundhay Garden Scene’ footage — the oldest known video — shot in October of 1888 in England, upscaled to 60 frames/second using an ensemble of neural networks, with some stabilization, deflickering, denoise and coloration added for good measure. Overall it looks like

These are the Mike Wazowski kiwis made by a parent who clearly doesn’t care if their children eat their fruits and vegetables or not. Can you imagine seeing those at the end of the salad bar at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? Can you even imagine ever seeing an all-you-can-eat-buffet again? *pours out

This is a short video of a little lamb with a heavy metal baa. Be sure to stick around to the very end for the full effect. You think this is Mary’s? That fleece doesn’t really look as white as snow, but I’m sure after a bath it could be.

This is a video of the Magic: The Gathering card floor that the couple behind the Tap That MTG channel on Youtube installed in their basement, using 8,034 cards and covering 422 square feet. For reference, my basement is covered in stained carpet because it floods every time it rains.

This is a compilation video of sign language interpreters really bringing the sign of the horns while interpreting at heavy metal concerts. I could really FEEL those lyrics through their expression and, honestly, I’d be just as tempted to buy some merch from their table as the actual band’s. Badass,

This is a video of metalsmith Paul Pinto crafting himself a 25-foot long skateboard after what I can only assume was a serious overestimation of his foot size. Now that — that is longboard. Still, if you can’t do a kickflip, what’s the purpose? I’m out here trying to impress

In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone who wants no part of whatever the hell is going on in the photo above, researchers have discovered that painting large eyespots on cow asses helps deters predation from large carnivores. Some more info from the recently published Communications Biology article while I paint