Because reality is entirely subjective, this is a video of a young girl dipping her chips into the red wine vinegar printed on the front of a bag of Lay’s Salt & Vinegar chips. Does it make them taste better? Probably — the mind is an incredibly powerful tool. It’s like looking at a picture of a steak while you eat a shoe. “Does that work?” Have I had filet mignon every night this week for the cost of bowling shoe rental?