"Uh-oh." -- that stump
Madman Crafts Wrecktangle, A Giant Rectangular Sword

This is a video of bladesmith and general lunatic michaelcthulhu crafting the Wrecktangle, a massive rectangular sword that looks more like he tore the diving board off a neighbor’s pool than it does a sword. I couldn’t even imagine trying to carry that behemoth into battle. I mean, I’m not a giant. Well, maybe PARTLY. I’m only like an eighth giant by ancestry, but I’m a full quarter penis by weight.