To 7-Eleven for Flamin' Hot Cheetos and chocolate milk!
Man Builds, Buries 3,000Lb Sarcophagus For Bag Of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

In what is arguably the most important time capsule of all time, TikTok user Sunday Nobody built and buried a 3,000-pound concrete sarcophagus not to be reopened for 10,000 years containing a single snack size bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos encased in resin for future civilizations to discover, and, presumably, immediately understand why they evolved stainless steel buttholes.

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