This is a video of very talented musician Ichika Nito playing a superwide 14-string electric guitar. Now that — that is a lot of strings. Maybe not as many as a harp, but *casually strums harp in grand foyer of mansion* this is all a daydream. There’s no question Ichika does an incredible job playing this guitar, but if I were in his shoes I would have just hired another guitarist for the band instead of playing a 14-stringer myself. ‘Why make any more work for myself if I don’t have to?’ I imagine explaining to the band’s latest Craigslist applicant while I play air drums with two Slim Jims.