This is a video of dapper to death Youtuber TheReportOfTheWeek providing this week’s report in the form of an addictive 14-minute in-depth review of Coke’s new space-themed beverage, Coca-Cola Starlight. Mmmm, starlight — it makes life on earth possible, you know? I’m talking about the sun. It’s a star. I’m so bright my dad calls me son! “You’re a black hole.” Dad!