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Massive Roadside Anaconda Lunges At Passing Truck

This is a video from outside a farm in Campo Grande, Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil, of a massive anaconda lunging at a passing truck. Honestly, if I were that anaconda I would be less concerned with attacking passing vehicles and more concerned with that getting that lump on my back looked at. That does not seem like it should be there. Still, I don’t think this was a case of the snake’s eyes being bigger than its stomach, but rather the snake– “Giving a warning.” Okay I was going to say wanting a kiss, but what do I know? You’re probably the one with the subscription to Reptiles magazine since 5th grade.