Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, McDonald’s Australia has teamed up with Netflix to release special Squid Games themed meals at its restaurants. But will I be killed if I can’t finish it? The meals includes a Dalgona Challenge cookie, which participants in the show were tasked with chiseling shapes out of with a needle, and were promptly executed if the cookie broke. Wow, McDonald’s — I wish I could say I expected more from late-stage capitalism, but I’d sound like a crazy person. AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE MCRIB? I heard it’s back but the employees at my local restaurant are tired of me calling to ask.