Because ninjas are everywhere, this is a video of a man demonstrating his nunchuck skills in a sort of mashup between nunchucking and baton twirling that features a number of throws and catches. I don’t believe those are traditional nunchuck stills. Oh — Michelangelo is shaking his head no with a piece of pizza in his mouth. Still, would I mess with this man? Depends if he had his nunchucks or the rest of the majorette squad with him. “Would you even if he didn’t?” Probably not, no.