This is a video of one-man band, unconvincing unicorn and Tik Tok user aaronpaulsen1 performing all the instrumentation for the intro of Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Killing In The Name Of’. I was skeptical at first, but he did a good job. As good a job as I could have done? Even better. I’ll be honest — of the multitude of talents God gave me, music isn’t one of them. “What exactly are the others again?” THEY HAVEN’T BEEN DISCOVERED YET. There’re definitely in me though. “Like a sex toy.” Exaaaaactly. Wait, what?!