That riced veggies package could sit in the freezer without question for years, easy.
Oreo Actually Releasing Limited Edition Secret Packaging

Remember the video of those Oreo Thins packages that looked like a Better Homes & Gardens cookbook, Green Giant Riced Veggies, Hanes t-shirts, and a Ford owner’s manual? Well it turns out they’re real limited edition packages the company is releasing in collaboration with those brands, so you too can hide your cookies in plain sight. Just make sure to keep the outer packaging and reuse it. Although, honestly, you wouldn’t even have to hide Oreo Thins in my house because nobody’s going to steal anything less than regular Oreos anyway. “Why even bother?” I imagine my girlfriend asking before casually tossing a Double Stuf just shy of the kitchen ceiling then catching it in her mouth like a dolphin and reminding me why I fell in love with her in the first place all over again.

Keep going for a shot of each packaging being hidden in its natural habitat, the riced veggies being the best one by far.