This is a short video from a vacationer in Playa del Carmen of a monkey doing its best human impression to walk into a hotel and steal a cookie from the buffet. Now that is some good posture. If I had posture like that maybe I wouldn’t have all this

This is a video of a little mouse peering out of its hiding spot in a stove, deciding that the coast is clear (despite the fact there’s a person standing right there filming), and stealing an OREO before quickly retreating back to its hidey hole. PLEASE NOTE: I will accept

This is a video of a Cookie Monster inspired subwoofer system in the back of a hatchback attempting to eat a cookie. Little does he know it’s just a pillow. My dogs have made the same mistake with pillows before. “What the hell’s the matter with you two?” I’d be

This is a video of the folks from the Crowded Barrel Whiskey Company in Austin, Texas created a drinkable spirit by fermenting and distilling OREO cookies. Want to make your own without all the hassle? Just mash up a bunch of OREOs in the bottom of a glass of vodka.

Remember the video of those Oreo Thins packages that looked like a Better Homes & Gardens cookbook, Green Giant Riced Veggies, Hanes t-shirts, and a Ford owner’s manual? Well it turns out they’re real limited edition packages the company is releasing in collaboration with those brands, so you too can

This is a video of The Action Lab’s James Orgill demonstrating how to use a vacuum chamber to easily separate the filling from both sides of Oreo cookies. Don’t have a vacuum chamber? No worries, just dunk and stuff four Oreos in your mouth and eat them all at once

These are the ‘Delightful Dunkers’ 3-D printed and sold by Etsy shop FlipTricks. $8.50 will get you a pack of three skewers designed to pierce and hold the creme filling of an OREO while you dunk the cookie in a glass of milk or, if you’re doing it completely wrong,

This is a shot of the dual Cookie Monster faces that were revealed after California geologist Mike Bowers split a volcanic agate rock in half that he found in the Rio Grande dol sul region of Brazil. I mean, there’s no question — that’s the monster of cookies. After posting