People Are Building Fiery Wiener Machines In The New Zelda Game

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom features an elaborate build system using the Ultrahand mechanic that allows players to build all sorts of things, from basic wheeled vehicles to fully functional mechas. Or, you know, a man with a fiery waving wiener. These are two videos of such machines, plus a bonus one of a player crawling through a statue’s butt. I doubt this is what Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka had in mind when they made the first Zelda game back in 1986, but you never know. Now, somebody come over and build me one of these in my game, I want to surprise Ganon.