This is a video of a joey at the Nashville Zoo that was kicked out of its mom’s pouch and orphaned because 2020 has no limits in its cruelty, learning how to hop thanks to a surrogate human mother in a kangaroo onesie. So, uh, how does a person get this job? Because *sliding resume across desk* I think you’ll see that I’m more than qualified. “This says ‘already owns own kangaroo onesie’.” Recently washed too.

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