Seen here looking like something a child would produce if you asked them to draw a nightmare, this is a video of a rarely seen humpback anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii) spotted in shallow waters off Spain’s Canary Islands. The fish typically lives some 1,500m (~1 mile) deep in the pitch-blackness, but this one was apparently surfacing to die, and, in the process, scare the sh!t out anybody who caught a glimpse. Mission accomplished! I can’t believe this thing is even real, and I suspect there may be a door to hell left ajar somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.