Because ‘you should really get a hobby’ means different things to different people, this is a video of ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes being performed by a small seven-member army of googly-eyed electric toothbrushes, printers, credit card receipt printers, and a clothes iron (which I mistook for a groupie at first). There’s also one credit card receipt printer responsible for making the frontman toothbrush dance. Me? I don’t need to be made to dance, all you have to do is ask. “Will you dance for us?” Hell no, my legs are tired.