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‘Find My iPhone’ Glitch Keeps Leading People To Innocent Man’s Home

An alleged glitch in Apple’s ‘Find My iPhone’ feature has led numerous people in the Richmond, Texas area to the door of resident Scott Schuster, who then has to explain to them that he doesn’t have their phone. Sounds like a great place to set up shop with a trench coat! Scott has reached out to Apple numerous times across without the situation being rectified, so he contacted the local news to help draw attention to the issue. The issue being the thieving mole people living under Scott’s home, obviously.