This is some home security cam footage from Old MacDonald’s place of a goat that knows how to open doors opening the front door so he and his other goat, chicken, and alpaca friends can head inside to break stuff and eat all the houseplants and poop everywhere. My kind

This is a video of a flamboyant cuttlefish (like that’s what it’s actually called, not because I think it’s doing jazz hands all the time) demonstrating its hypnotic color and pattern-changing abilities (the screencap doesn’t do it justice) while trying to signal the mothership to beam it up and return

This is a video of a small herd of baby goats being fed their bottles via a cleverly designed milk rack made especially for them. And speaking of milk-filled racks– “Here it comes…” The dairy section at the grocery store. There’s always that one gallon of 2% at the very

This is a video from some South African hikers who encountered a large grizzly bear while out exploring the wild of the northern Rocky Mountains. Apparently the bear had been coming towards them for about a minute before the person with the camera realized this could be their last will

This is a video of a peach rumped monkey (not official name) attempting to use a smartphone that was dropped into the monkey pit at the San Diego Zoo. Hello, Rescue Rangers? Get me out of here! Just kidding, it was probably trying to order some hair-growth serum off Amazon

Presumably demonstrating where the phrase bumping uglies originated, this is a video of two slugs getting it on. Or maybe they’re doing battle, it’s really hard to tell. What was not hard to tell was just how aroused my roommate got watching the video. I had to minimize the window

This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.  Thanks

Because Mother Nature is like, the queen of playing games, this is a video of a young rescue dolphin named Helen teasing a seagull (with a heart shaped lens flare on its head OMG we’ll call him Cupid!) with a fish it was given by repeatedly spitting it into the