In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night

These are a couple delightful videos of self-proclaimed Raccoon Whisperer Jim Blackwood feeding some of the raccoons in his neighborhood from a bucket of hot dogs. Man, add some ketchup and relish to that buffet and I can be there tonight. Per some delightful Youtube commenters: 100 years from now

This is a video from a family that was fishing on Marshmiller Lake (Marshmallow Lake’s less s’moresy cousin) in Wisconsin when they spotted a young bear swimming around with a plastic container stuck on its head. See? this is exactly why you have to properly dispose of your two gallon

This is a video of Watson properly apologizing for stealing his brother Kiko’s chewy treat. Would he have still apologized if their caretaker didn’t make him? Probably not. Just like clogging your roommate’s toilet because you’re too afraid of clogging your own *pulling pantyhose over head* you’re only in trouble

This is a short video captured by zoologist and wildlife photographer Dani Conner Wild (appropriate last name) of the sounds a seven-week old red squirrel makes while snacking on a nut. The squirrel is actually one of four babies that Dani cares for in the wild after their mother was