In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night for their own ego. Just to be clear though, if you think you’re all high and mighty just because you don’t eat out of trash cans and play in the sewers at night, I’ve got the feeling the bar doesn’t need to be much higher than that for you to trip over.