This is a video from a family that was fishing on Marshmiller Lake (Marshmallow Lake’s less s’moresy cousin) in Wisconsin when they spotted a young bear swimming around with a plastic container stuck on its head. See? this is exactly why you have to properly dispose of your two gallon Cheez Balls container when you’ve finished it. Just like those plastic six-pack rings, it could kill wildlife. Back me up, Smokey. “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” What the — were you even paying attention?!

Thanks to MSA, who informed me she wants a raccoon for her birthday. Awesome, meet me in the storm sewer by my parents’ house!