Because when life hands you lemons return them for limes and make margaritas, this is a clip of precious calico cat Junie B using her front paws to ski across the hardwood floor. Junie was born with bilateral front limb deformity, causing her front paws to be permanently bent. But

This is a video of good boy Kronos the Australian Cattle Dog balancing anything and everything on his head because he has the grace and poise of a furry ballerina. A warm one I wouldn’t mind sleeping next to at night. I dated an actual ballerina once, she was so

Because you’re never to young to start training to be a Ninja Turtle (or Tortoise), this is a video of Leann Rooks’ juvenile tortoise repeated riding a slightly sloped iPad like a playground slide. And can you blame it? This is probably as fast as it’ll ever move in its

This is a short clip of a horse who, after watching its human caretaker make a snow angel, decides to get in on the fun and make one of his own. Hey — you never know how fun something is until you try it for yourself. Now I’m addicted to

This is a video of Bella the baby boxer losing her balance and taking a nose-dive into and barrel roll through a bowl of puréed puppy chow. Hey, it happens. If I had a dollar for every time I went face down in a meal and came out looking like

In other shaking animal news, this is a video of a dog who starts shaking her butt as soon as the beat drops in Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s 1992 banger ‘Baby Got Back’. If I were you, I would consider this the pinnacle of the internet for the day and not look at

This is a video from the Toba Aquarium in Toba, Japan of sea otter May being helpful and returning the cones in her pool to a caretaker while they clean. The dexterity she has with her hands, it’s so…humanlike. The activity is actually part of an enrichment exercise to keep

This is a short video of a cat crawling into a trucker hat (left on the floor by somebody who also left their Oakleys, and may have been raptured) and instantly transforming into a turtle. Great, now I want a curtle. Ideally one that uses the litter box, although I