My bookie has threatened me with something similar!
Awwww: Cat With Bent Front Paws Uses Them To Ski Across Hardwood Floor

Because when life hands you lemons return them for limes and make margaritas, this is a clip of precious calico cat Junie B using her front paws to ski across the hardwood floor. Junie was born with bilateral front limb deformity, causing her front paws to be permanently bent. But does that stop her from getting around? Nope! Junie truly is an inspiration, so much so that I’ve decided to remove all the clutter around my home so I can go everywhere in my computer chair, kicking myself off walls to wheel around. I’ve just entered an exciting new era of home mobility, and I owe it all to lil Junie!

@juniebskis Did someone say tuna? 🐱🐟#TunaTuesday #JunieBSkis #JunieLovesTuni #Cat #catsoftiktok ♬ nintendo wii (mii channel) song – julie on the internet

@juniebskis Sliding into the weekend like πŸ±β›·οΈ #JunieBSkis #SkeeYee #Cat #CatsOfTikTok #Friyay ♬ SkeeYee – Sexyy Red

@juniebskis More footwork πŸ±β›·οΈβ›ΈοΈπŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ•Ί #JunieBSkis #CatsOfTikTok #Cat ♬ More Passion, More Energy – WasteLand