This is a video of a woman trying to capture footage of her husky majestically leaping off the porch, which she does immediately followed by a close-up of the dog’s wiener as it pees on her phone. The jump itself is only moderately majestic, but everybody thinks their pet is special. Except mine actually are. Well, one of them. The other two are like, special special. Still, by dog law I’m pretty sure that makes it his phone now. *shrug* It happens. If I had a dollar for every time my phone got peed on my fortune would rival Jeff Bezos’. I’M KIDDING. At least Bill Gates’ though.
Thanks to JustA, who agrees Buddy would totally pee on a phone given the chance.