Seen here looking like the radioactive waste produced by my roommate, this is a short video utilizing a green laser to visualize the atomized plume caused by a toilet being flushed. I don’t want that sparkle bomb touching my butt! So, what’s the lesson here — stand up and close the lid before flushing? Should I shuffle out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles like a penguin? Remember the kid who always used to drop his pants and underwear to the floor just to pee at a urinal? Well I’m that kid, all grown up. Now I just leave my pants and underwear by the door.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees more bathrooms should have cool laser effects.