Ready to keep you company whenever you JurASSic Park yourself on the toilet (I’m an idiot and fully aware) to take care of business and do some light Instagram scrolling comes this molded resin velociraptor toilet paper holder. Available on Amazon (affiliate link, also available in t-rex, pic below), this

Seen here showing off the rolls made especially for giants, this is a video tour of the Marutomi Paper Co. factory in Japan, which produces millions of rolls of toilet paper every month. Me? Personally I use about four rolls a month, plus several emergency magazine pages and a sock

Because who doesn’t want to be strapped to a tree with their pants around their ankles trying to poop when a bear attacks, the Krapp Strapp is a tool to help you poop with ease in the great outdoors. The strap attaches to a tree, with a back pad you

This is a world map detailing the average lifetime toilet paper usage for different countries, measured in total number of rolls. As you can see, English speaking countries use an absolute shit-ton of toilet paper, with the average American using 141 rolls per year (almost 3 a week?! Lay off

In valuable information news, this is a video from the Science Channel taking a deep, stinking dive into the physics and engineering behind how toilets work. It was fascinating. And by fascinating I mean I already knew how toilets work. So, if you don’t feel like watching the video but

Because scaring the one you love most is one of the hallmarks of a healthy relationship, this is a video of a man pranking his wife by attaching a grim reaper prop to the bathroom door handle so when she pulls the door open to exit the restroom it jumps

The Water Throne is a skull shaped toilet with integrated LED eyes (choose a color or set them to respond to sound) and a speaker system that can play audio from any source and for hands-free flushing via voice command through Siri or Google. Hey Google, try to flush that!

Presumably to keep that hot sauce-on-pepper eating maniac entertained while he’s moaning and groaning away on the toilet, this is the Potty Piano from JZENZERO and available on Amazon for around $16. It’s a foot-operated digital keyboard like the one Tom Hanks plays in Big, but small and made to