This is some home security cam footage of a man successfully stopping his boat after it decided to try to make a trip to the lake itself. Per the homeowner who captured the footage: “My neighbor decided to take his boat out today.” LOL. Still, it really is amazing what

Because every race has to have a loser, this is a video of a jet boat losing control and launching off a large rock and performing an instantaneous dry docking during a river race. Honestly, I’m not sure if you could have done it more perfectly wrong if you tried.

This is a timelapse video from Youtuber Ivan Cehic, who mounted a GoPro on a cargo ship to film its passage through the Suez Canal. Thankfully, this particular ship managed to pass without incident, unlike some other ships in recent history. Now I’m not going to name any names, but

52-year old Englishman David Morris was taking a leisurely stroll along the shore of Gillan in Cornwall (presumably on the lookout for mermaids) when he spotted a floating ship. “A ghost-pirate ship?!” I think an oil tanker. Some more info about the phenomenon while I blow a coworker’s mind with

Because some people still know how to have a good time, this is a video from Canon City, Colorado, of seven kids sledding in a boat being towed behind an ATV. There’s no way that can be good for the boat aside, some more info while I attempt the opposite

This is a timelapse video of an icebreaker’s journey around Antarctica, with about two months worth of travel packed into five minutes, along with some commentary about the trip from the woman who captured the footage. Wow, two months on an icebreaker in Antarctica, that *checking list of good times*

This is a video from Sandy, Utah of a boat trailer that becomes detached from the truck towing it (presumably as a result of user error) and proceeds to cruise down the highway by itself. As far as things a boat owner wants to see, I imagine this is at