Because this is the internet, and the internet sleeps with both eyes open, muttering under its breath, this is a 30-second supercut of Star Trek characters pronouncing omicron, almost as if they knew decades ago that it would be the name of a new pandemic virus variant. Or maybe just

These are two cat themed ear savers/strap holders for face masks. I tried to find where the first one came from without much luck (despite reaching out to some of the shiftiest internet spelunkers I know), but the second one is 3D printable for free with the file download available

Because the Lord works in mysterious ways, this is a video of guitarist André Atunes (sweet last name for a musician) turning televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s very spirited execution of judgement on COVID-19 and its banishment from the US into a surprisingly good heavy metal song. You may recall that Copeland,

Unable to visit Disney during the quarantine, the LaRochelle family of Napa Valley, California constructed this miniature version of the Matterhorn Bobsleds in their backyard, complete with caves, fountains and waterfalls. That…wow, that’s some real dedication. For reference, I would have just ridden down the stairs in a laundry basket

The pinball: it must go on. This is a video from the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle where barcade Add-A-Ball-Amusements has installed foot pedals on its pinball machines so players can play the games hands-free as a coronavirus precaution (and be able to double-fist cold ones in the process). The concept

These are the Bat Masks developed and sold by fashion brand Mantrap 1989 by Heathyr Lawrence. The look like bats and are hand-sewn from four panels of 100% cotton sheeting for an authentic bat look. Unfortunately for anybody who hasn’t already made a small fortune selling potions in the swamp,

Because what kind of company are you if you can’t use a pandemic to promote your product, Hormel is giving away Black Label Bacon scented face masks. You can enter the contest HERE if you want to receive weekly email reminders to eat Hormel food products despite thinking you opted

This is a clip from an MSNBC news segment about the coronavirus featuring an at-home interview with Dr. Irwin Redlener when his grandson storms the room and hijacks the interview with his antics. Were his actions politically motivated? I have no clue. Also, you do realize there’s an easy way