This is a video of sweet Murphy the basset hound casually carrying his food bowl up onto the couch (without dropping a single kibble!) so he can eat in comfort, lying down. Smart boy. I also prefer to eat lying down, but my girlfriend absolutely hates it because “What the

This is a short video of a little girl trying salt & vinegar chips for the first time, battling her way through the vinegary start to a satisfying, salty finish. The prognosis? They’re good. Of course as a man who never doesn’t have a bag of Miss Vickie’s Salt and

This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For

This is a video from The Action Lab experimenting to determine whether a venus fly trap can eat a jelly bean. SPOILER: Yes, and attract a bunch of ants in the days-long process. Jelly beans, huh? I suppose that’s cool if you’re the sort of lowly peasant that hands out

This is a video from the Nagasaki Bio Park in Japan of a group of capybaras eating a giant pumpkin that was delivered to them as a treat, just digging right in and eating the whole damn thing, rind and all. Impressive. When reached for comment about the feat, Carole

This is the Kickstarter for the Burrito Pop, a ~$33 (retail price $50, wtf!) burrito holder with a bottom base that twists to expose more burrito from the top, like lipstick or chapstick or a deodorant applicator. It’s also designed to help keep your hands clean and burrito warm in

This is an Uber Eats commercial starring bat-wielding Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart arguing over what they’re going to have for dinner like everybody has to eat the same thing or somebody gets brained, followed by a bit of awkward miscommunication. Honestly, if I were Uber this is not how

Because there’s no question these are the end times, PepsiCo has teamed up with Red Lobster to create the DewGarita, an unholy margarita made with Mountain Dew. The beverage will be available at all Red Lobster locations by the end of the year, and will allegedly “pair perfectly with Red