This is the Kickstarter for the Burrito Pop, a ~$33 (retail price $50, wtf!) burrito holder with a bottom base that twists to expose more burrito from the top, like lipstick or chapstick or a deodorant applicator. It’s also designed to help keep your hands clean and burrito warm in case you’re some sort of burrito eating amateur who can’t inhale the entire thing in just a few minutes. Admittedly, not the worst idea but 1) the price and 2) now I have to plan to bring my Burrito Pop with me if I’m going to have a burrito today? I don’t know about you, but just like sex I like my burritos to be SPONTANEOUS. “He puts both on the calendar months in advance.” Honey! “What?” You’re killing my persona.

Keep going for their Kickstarter video.