This is a video of Odile getting her nails cut while the groomer wears a cling wrap hair covering smeared with peanut butter to keep Odile distracted. Hey — whatever works. At least *parting hair to reveal stitches* until your dog decides to try taking a bite out of your

This is a video of Japanese embroidery artist Ipnot showing off some of her realistic food embroidery, including this pizza slice with gooey cheese. Pretty wild, right? Maybe not as wild as me, but I had a Red Bull after dinner on Friday and stayed up past midnight. “And?” Honey!

Because how can we even call this the future if we don’t have Willy Wonka’s Three Course Dinner Chewing gum yet, Brach’s has announced it will be releasing Turkey Dinner Candy Corn at Walgreens stores, packages containing six different flavored corns that taste like the various courses of a turkey

These are several photos of the Curved Flatware set created and sold by Object Rights. 3D printed in bronzed steel, you can get a 2-piece set (dinner fork and knife) for $200, 3-piece (+ spoon) for $250 and 4-piece (+ salad fork) for $300. Obviously, none of those are very

This is a video from Halibut Cove, Alaska, of an otter that repeatedly jumps aboard Captain John’s boat to avoid an orca that wants to eat it. A bunch more info while I accept I wouldn’t last a day as an otter or anything else that isn’t already at the

This is a short video of a man demonstrating a trick he learned online to get his shihtzu Nitro, who’s a firm believer he deserves people food, to eat his regular brown and crunchy. Basically, dude briefly puts the food bowl in the fridge while making a bunch of noise

This is the ~$13 ‘Running Behind’ condiment bottle topper created by Sir Perky. It screws on to a variety of standard threaded bottle tops and makes it look like a little person is pooping out whatever is in the bottle. REAL MATURE. It also comes with a tiny butt plug

Because Germans sure love their sausages, this is a short video of German Youtuber patricks world demonstrating his electric circuit based ‘Bockworst Piano’. Simple enough. So, you think he ate all those sausages afterward? I’d hate to know they all went to waste. Regardless, I think we can all agree–