Food -- food is always the answer.
Problem Solving: Calming Anxious Dog While Cutting Its Nails By Covering Your Head In Peanut Butter Head

This is a video of Odile getting her nails cut while the groomer wears a cling wrap hair covering smeared with peanut butter to keep Odile distracted. Hey — whatever works. At least *parting hair to reveal stitches* until your dog decides to try taking a bite out of your head. *talking to dog* Dammit Margaret, what the hell did you think — my head was solid peanut butter?!

Thanks to MSA, who says I need to start listening to her more. I’m sorry, what was that?