This is a video of Japanese embroidery artist Ipnot showing off some of her realistic food embroidery, including this pizza slice with gooey cheese. Pretty wild, right? Maybe not as wild as me, but I had a Red Bull after dinner on Friday and stayed up past midnight. “And?” Honey! “He peed the bed.” Dammit, you really didn’t need to tell them that. They’re judgey and they don’t understand how taurine affects my body.